that baby ain’t cute? push it back in
queer authors: make all your characters queer. every single one of them. leave no room for alternate cishet interpretations. make straight people uncomfortable. let them cry about how unrealistic it is that no one is cishet. bottle their tears and pour them over your morning pancakes. savor the taste of their discomfort.
OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES.
It was never just the cat.
They never already ate.
They weren’t cold in july.
They didn’t have the stomach flu.
They weren’t just tired.
They weren’t fine.
They didn’t just have a bad day.
They weren’t just upset.
THEY WERE DEPRESSED, so open your fucking eyes before it’s too late!"